She's JV to your varsity
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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