well I can't set my house on fire every night
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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