i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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