Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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