But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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