butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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