can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i believe in u and ur pee
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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