I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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