Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I lost the right to judge tonight
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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