Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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