Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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