apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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