He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
