That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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