I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
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