so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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