every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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