idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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