I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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