Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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