My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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