so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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