what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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