this beer tastes like vomit already
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
false alarm, still single
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
