my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I cut my penus on the lid.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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