butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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