I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
