this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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