I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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