He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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