I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
third nipple confirmed
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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