I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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