you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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