i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
