Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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