Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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