You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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