Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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