i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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