STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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