no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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