is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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