My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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