I wish I could teleport
its not stalking. its research.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Holy shit dude........stairs
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