you would pick up someone in the library
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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