I must be too annoying 4 u.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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