i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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