doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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