i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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