if only i could text you this smell
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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